I respect when you watch stupid ass vampire diaries, PLEASE don’t interrupt me while I’m watching Parks and Rec :(

when none of my roommates laugh at the Will Arnett commercial… something… is wrong…

so I’ve been in a constant state of tears since I drove home 3 hours ago. I don’t want to wake up tomorrow.

don’t do drugs………….without me

there is an hour and twenty minutes left of fat tuesday. I have an hour and twenty minutes to stuff my face with every junk food that I won’t touch for forty days. GOOD GOD so many options

the truth is you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

it’s just so cute how she cackles

nobody asked you patrice!!!!!