three years too late
hannah
19 years old
kalamazoo, michigan
Posted on Mar 1st (9:58pm), 2 years ago

I respect when you watch stupid ass vampire diaries, PLEASE don’t interrupt me while I’m watching Parks and Rec :(

Posted on Mar 1st (8:42pm), 2 years ago

when none of my roommates laugh at the Will Arnett commercial… something… is wrong…

Posted on Feb 26th (10:23pm), 2 years ago
conor-broberst:

ireallylikecardigans:

Oscar nominees look stunning tonight.

okay, puns have now officially been won forever.
how many times will this be funny? answer: EVERY DAMN TIME.

so I’ve been in a constant state of tears since I drove home 3 hours ago. I don’t want to wake up tomorrow.

Posted on Feb 23rd (11:51pm), 2 years ago

don’t do drugs………….without me

Posted on Feb 22nd (5:47pm), 2 years ago

there is an hour and twenty minutes left of fat tuesday. I have an hour and twenty minutes to stuff my face with every junk food that I won’t touch for forty days. GOOD GOD so many options

Posted on Feb 21st (10:41pm), 2 years ago

the truth is you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, i’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

Posted on Feb 21st (7:38am), 2 years ago
there should seriously be an entire television show dedicated to Amy Poehler’s laugh

it’s just so cute how she cackles

Posted on Feb 21st (12:07am), 2 years ago
the things I’d do to meet this man…

nobody asked you patrice!!!!!

Posted on Feb 20th (10:11pm), 2 years ago
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